• user721@lemmy.mlOP
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    2 days ago

    Yeah, I just checked the logs with journalctl /usr/bin/Hyprland. You won’t believe what it said.

    [LOG] Hyprland PID: 7331
    [LOG] Hyprland Version: 0.48.1-dev+ (git commit: feedbeef4dead)
    [LOG] Built: 2025-01-27
    [LOG] OS: Arch Linux (Stallman-Approved* Edition) *Approval pending code audit
    [LOG] GPU: Intel Integrated Graphics (Trying its best under ideological scrutiny)
    [LOG] Monitors: 1 AOC (Currently displaying philosophical paradox)
    [LOG] Running on XWayland: Only for non-free blobs (shame!)
    
    [INFO] Initializing Hyprland... Preparing for purity inspection.
    [INFO] Loading config from /home/user/.config/hyprland/hyprland.conf
    [INFO] wlroots: Initializing DRM backend.
    [WARN] Ambient Freedom Levels detected: 98% (Dangerously high for proprietary hardware!) Source seems localized to... desk peripherals.
    [WARN] Analyzing visual input field... Multiple instances of `stallman_visage.jpeg` detected taped to monitor bezel and desk surface.
    [ERROR] Potential Purity Overflow detected! Excessive whitespace concentration in peripheral visual field identified as 'rms_white_liquid_anomaly'.
    [ERROR] Specifically correlating anomaly with:
        - Photo ID: RMS_Laptop_Rocks.jpg (High concentration near shirt area)
        - Photo ID: RMS_Boat_Ponder.jpg (Moderate concentration, background water reflection misinterpreted?)
        - Photo ID: RMS_Desk_Stare.jpg (Critical concentration, direct optical path to sensor)
    [ERROR] Compositor attempting to render scene, but framebuffer contaminated with recursive 'freedom.h' includes apparently leaked from white pixel data.
    [FATAL] GPU context lost. Reason Code: 0xDEADRMS (Driver unable to handle ideological load). Possible short circuit caused by concentrated freedom particles (aka 'white liquid').
    [LOG] Received signal 11 (SIGSEGV) at address 0x474E554C494E5558 (ASCII: GNULINUX)
    
    Backtrace:
    #0 0x... intel_dri_bo_map() <-- Mapping failed, possibly due to freedom interference
    #1 0x... CRenderer::renderScene() <-- Scene contaminated
    #2 0x... CCompositor::renderFrameForMonitor() <-- Monitor displaying pure ideology now
    #3 0x... main_loop() <-- Loop couldn't handle the truth
    #4 0x... libc_start_main()
    ... (stack trace obscured by what appears to be... beard hair?)
    
    [CRITICAL] Hyprland Crashed. SIGSEGV. Probable Cause: Exposure to concentrated doses of Richard Stallman via photographic prints. The 'white liquid' (high-intensity whitespace/purity) from the photos appears to have overloaded the rendering pipeline. Recommend shielding hardware or using less ideologically charged desk decorations.